Facebook V/S Orkut: March 2009

I use Facebook more frequently now.
NOTE : Following are known signs of being an internet asshole and a wannabe -
1. You use excessive, weird capitalization and punctuation. (eg: heYYA!!!!!! wAnnAaA b MahH FrND???????)
2. You play "i-have-more-fans/friends/scraps/-t

han-you" games.
3. Your display name includes half the special characters on a keyboard.
4. You are reading this, and feeling guilty.
5. You use the 'ScRaP aLL y0uR Frendzzzz' JavaScript crap.